Chinese Fortunes

I went out to dinner tonight to Jiang's. Great Chinese is a guilty pleasure for me. I don't know any places for it in Birmingham, so I don't indulge very often. Tonight I had an interesting fortune: "Life is not a struggle. It's a wiggle." What does that mean?

Some other unusual fortunes I've collected:

• Ssoorryy,, dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh oonn..
• A smile is your personal welcome mat. (I guess I'll be careful whom I offer them to!)
• About time I got out of that cookie.
• Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today. (Arguably always good advice)
• A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition.
• A nice cake is waiting for you. (See earlier posts. I like cake.)